The teens they are a’changin’

I've become my parents

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Son, you’ve heard of dog years but what about teen years? Here’s how that works: to calculate a teen’s age in people years, you need to subtract 10. So, a kid who’s been on the planet for 13 years is really about 3 in people years. I figured this out through a highly scientific study of, well, you. It seems that starting around your 13th birthday you began acting like a three-year-old much of the time. I can’t say if this is true for girls but I suspect it’s not; they seem to grow up as they grow up. Based on the theory of teen years, when you’re 19, you will be acting like a nine-year-old. The good news is that’s almost how old you were when I started this blog, and that means I can just recycle all my old posts.

Now, before you get all huffy about…

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